The Love Campus
The Dating College

Date like a grown-up. Keep your sense of humour.

From "hey" to "so, what are we?" in seven levels. Less overthinking, more being yourself, and absolutely no fish photos.

Milo offering Mia a bunch of wildflowers on a picnic blanket
Courses

Pick your situation.

Dating · All 21 courses

Dating, with Honors.

Six photos, one bio and the radical idea of looking like yourself.

Level 1 freeUS$5.99
Books

For the sofa, the train or the bath.

The Dating College

The Field Guide for Dating

Thirty funny, practical lectures for profiles, first dates, and finding out what you are. From the first photograph on your profile to the first disagreement over a tent.

US$9.99
The Dating College

The Pop Quiz for Dating

Ten rounds, 325 questions and one novelty certificate. A funny, useful quiz for singles, new couples and the group chat.

US$6.99
How a course works

Seven levels, seven medals.

Bronze for the brave. Gold for whoever finally plans the date.

  1. Newbie (free)
  2. Apprentice
  3. Practitioner
  4. Specialist
  5. Expert
  6. Distinguished Fellow
  7. Master

Finish all seven and you graduate: Master of Modern Romance.

The seven Dating medals

Wear the crest

All merch
Dating College T-shirt
T-shirt

Dating College T-shirt

US$32.99
Dating College Hoodie
Hoodie

Dating College Hoodie

US$59.99
Dating College Mug
Mug

Dating College Mug

US$22.99

Milo & Mia, Dating edition

Milo & Mia First Date T-shirt
T-shirt

Milo & Mia First Date T-shirt

US$32.99
Milo & Mia First Date Hoodie
Hoodie

Milo & Mia First Date Hoodie

US$59.99
Milo & Mia First Date Mug
Mug

Milo & Mia First Date Mug

US$22.99
Milo & Mia First Date Tote Bag
Tote bag

Milo & Mia First Date Tote Bag

US$24.99